This is how funny farting is to my subconscious:

Two nights ago, I dreamt I was sitting at a table somewhere and drinking tea with two other girls I had never met before. One of them farted and I just had to laugh, and then I continued to laugh because I had probably embarrassed the fart-producer, along with myself (only slightly). Then I suddenly heard Elliot, who was laying next to me in "real life," moaning, "What? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!!!" It turns out, as I continued to laugh louder and louder inside and outside of my dream, that I laughed sooo hard, I had woken myself up. It also turns out that I had crept into part of Elliot's spooky dream, and woke him up with my wild laughing fit!! How awesome is that?