Response from fritolay::

I asked Fritos about the cheddar-ranch flavored twists, and this was their response:

"Hi Katy,

Thank you for taking the time to write to us. We’re sorry to report that the product you are requesting was discontinued because of slow sales. While there are no plans to reintroduce this product, please know your comments will be shared with our sales and marketing teams for any future consideration.

...and there were a few more paragraphs..

-Matt



BUT THEY DO MAKE THEM!! They're in the blue munchies! What the fuck!?

SCORE MY DESIGN!!!!!

PLEASE SCORE MY DESIGN, IF I WIN I GET 2-THOUSAND DOLLARS AND MY T-SHIRT GETS PRINTED!! YAY!

This is how funny farting is to my subconscious:

Two nights ago, I dreamt I was sitting at a table somewhere and drinking tea with two other girls I had never met before. One of them farted and I just had to laugh, and then I continued to laugh because I had probably embarrassed the fart-producer, along with myself (only slightly). Then I suddenly heard Elliot, who was laying next to me in "real life," moaning, "What? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!!!" It turns out, as I continued to laugh louder and louder inside and outside of my dream, that I laughed sooo hard, I had woken myself up. It also turns out that I had crept into part of Elliot's spooky dream, and woke him up with my wild laughing fit!! How awesome is that?

FRITOS CHEDDAR RANCH FLAVOR TWISTS

In my freshman year of high school, my friend Mandee and I would buy two bags of these delicious twisty corn chips a day!!! We've only ever been able to find them in the vending machines of our high school. We checked every snack section of every store we visited, and could only find the BBQ flavored ones, which suck compared to these. Still today, I can only find BBQ ones.

This is the website showing a photo and nutritional facts:

http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=1510471254623384186



SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN GET MY HANDS ON THESE!!! They are sooo good, if only you knew, and if you do know, HOLY SHIT! You have to want some right now.

JAZZERCISE

My name is Katy and I think Jazzercise is really funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGOO8ZhWFR4

Now you do, too.

I also enjoy DDR, cooking, photographing (who the fuck doesn't?), awkward situations, making people uncomfortable, and riding my bicycle. I also like bothering people, which just might be #1-ish on my list of things that I like.

NOW, that you know allll about me:

please, tell me what the fuck a blog is!